Zimbabwe’s President, Robert Mugabe Asks Barack Obama to Marry Him

Zimbabwe’s 90-year-old president, Robert Mugabe, has challenged the United States President, Barack Obama by asking for his hand in marriage. His comment comes at the back of the legalization of gay marriage in the United States by the Supreme Court.

Mugabe during his weekly radio interview with Zimbabwe’s national radio last Saturday said:
“I have just concluded since President Obama endorses the same-sex marriage, advocates homosexual people and enjoys an attractive countenance thus if it becomes necessary, I shall travel to Washington, D.C., get down on my knee, and ask his (Obama’s) hand. I can’t understand how this people dare to defy Christ’s explicit orders as our Lord prohibited mankind from sodomy”

Mugabe is also reported to have added that the American Government is run by pervert, Satan-worshipers who insult the Great American nation. The American tradition and heritage was based on lofty Christian principles, added Mr. Mugabe, but to the detriment of this great nation, America’s corrupt political elite is acting according to their diabolic whims.

Obama’s endorsement of gay marriage, the first ever from a sitting president, came amid growing pressure for the president to clarify his previously muddled opinion.